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If those thighs are any indication, Marlene has a Chinese sister.

In the early hours of June 25th, 2011, some troll ordered what is estimated to be 2500BTC ($42,000, $35,000, $20,000, $15,000 at this time of writing this article) worth of chinese takeout, to be delivered to the OnlyOneTV studio. After completing the recording of episode 2 of the We Are Only One show live to tape, Bruce was forced to do battle with a disgruntled Chinese delivery man (buzzed into the studio by Dr. Frugal) who'd attempted the aforementioned delivery on no less than three dozen occasions the night before. Roundhouse kicks were traded and ultimately Bruce prevailed - though he'll forever be cursed to go out for lunch, because there's no way in hell any restaurant within ten blocks of the OnlyOneTV studio will deliver to them ever again (with the possible exception of Meze Grill).

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